I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
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Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW