i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..