Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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