Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Say something about gay babies.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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