Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
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he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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