I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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