Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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