quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Farmville is her only friend.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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