Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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