New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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