: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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