he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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