I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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