Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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