just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
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everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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Have fun and good luck.