Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
I am so proud to call you my friend