I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's