so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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