Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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