how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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