if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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