Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I think I sprained my soul last night
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I could fuck to npr.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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