drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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