The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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