I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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