am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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