Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
send nudes
from the living room?
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