Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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