THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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