she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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