carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
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I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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