I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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