I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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