Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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