I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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