just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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