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(248): View more from Michigan

I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing

(248): View more from Michigan

Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa

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(586): View more from Michigan

The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"

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(703): View more from Virginia

i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?

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(407): View more from Florida

im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes

(1-407): View more from Florida

i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.

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(972): View more from Texas

they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!

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(719): View more from Colorado

Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?

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