i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.