I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
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At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?