Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
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I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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