it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.