Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I licked your asshole in confidence.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.