I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
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