I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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