Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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