Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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