Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
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I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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