i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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