On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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