Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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