he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize