...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.