redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Come camping we have xanax and steaks