508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.