How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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