found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
You did what with his pubic hair?
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