Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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