we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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