Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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