I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
This toilet bowl is my home.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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